With my deepest apologies to Aretha Franklin I offer my version of Rescue Me. If I added audio it would be even worse…trust me!
Rescue me
Oh take me out of here
Rescue me
I want an ice cold beer
'Coz I'm tired and so hot
If I plant another garden I should be shot
Come on and rescue me
From my own stupidity
Come on baby and rescue me
'Coz I’m canning way to much
No more tomatoes can I touch
Rescue me
Come on and take my arm
I really don’t need a farm
'Coz I'm crazy and losing it
Don’t have time to move more sh*t
Come on and rescue me
From my own stupidity
Come on baby and rescue me
'Coz I’m canning way to much
No more tomatoes can I touch
Rescue me
Rescue me
Oh take me out of here
Rescue me
I want an ice cold beer
'Coz I'm tired and so hot
If I plant another garden I should be shot
Come on and rescue me
Come on baby, save me baby, help me baby, save me baby
Can't you see I lost my sanity
Can't you see that I’m loony
Rescue me
Come on and take my arm
I really don’t need a farm
No more tomatoes, no more beans
No more glass canning jars to clean
take me baby out of here
for an ice cold beer
Can't you see that I'm tired
5 comments:
Frost will be here all too soon, but I'm sure that will end any and all produce from the garden. I'm glad you had such a successful crop of tomatoes though. :)
I still want to hear you sing it.
Believe me....you don't want to hear her sing it..........but I give you an A+ sis on creativity and comedy impact. As Sandie says, it will all be over soon...and then you will have calm and then you will be looking at seeds for next year. Got to love those cyclical times of year, it could be worse, you could live in PR or southern state where the garden is year around. Look at the bright side.
Just had to stop over and see if you (finally!) got the picture I sent for the calf-naming contest over at my blog. I hope so, and I apologize profusely for being so late with it!! Life sort of took over this summer, as it has a way of doing ;)
Rescue YOU!??
I'm too busy saving myself!
Besides, you make quick work of everything....and soon you will have the larder full and winter-rye down! (...and I will be trying to play catch up!)
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